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  • May 9, 2026

    Astros 2026: What’s the plan?

    Astros 2026: What’s the plan?

    When Jim Crane took over the Astros, brought in GM Jeff Luhnow, and cut the budget and the team back to the studs (well, not athletic studs), there seemed to be a plan. It was not always plain that it was a good plan, and many doubted that Crane would ever go from a bottom-feeder’s…

  • May 4, 2026

    Astros’ 2026: What does anything mean?

    Astros’ 2026: What does anything mean?

    The Astros eked out a win against the Red Sox on Sunday to give them their fourth series win of the season. On the negative side, they almost allowed a bases loaded / no out situation in the top of the tenth inning to get away from them (again) with the very unusual shortstop to…

  • May 1, 2026

    Chipalatta Awards for March/April 2026

    Chipalatta Awards for March/April 2026

    The Astros finished the month of April with a lowly 12-20 record. They were tied for last in the AL West, tied for the worst record in the American League, and only above the 10-21 NY Mets in all of baseball.

  • April 28, 2026

    Astros’ troubles: 3 roads out of the rubble

    Astros’ troubles: 3 roads out of the rubble

    Last place in the AL West, worst record in the AL. Rotation in shambles. A 17 percent shot at October. And December 1, 2026 coming like a freight train.

  • April 26, 2026

    Baseball is about to go to war: 2027 is the battlefield

    Baseball is about to go to war: 2027 is the battlefield

    Enjoy this season while you can. Because when December comes, the owners and players are going to fight the same ugly fight they’ve been fighting for 30 years, and America’s pastime is caught in the middle.

  • April 23, 2026

    8 questions every Houston fan should be asking right now

    8 questions every Houston fan should be asking right now

    It’s an off day for your Houston Astros, and that might be the best news we’ve had all week. The team is 10-16, dead last in the AL West, 16 players on the injured list, and a team ERA north of 5.90. Yordan is swinging the hottest bat on the planet, Altuve looks like he…

  • April 20, 2026

    Homework assignment for Astros’ fans

    Homework assignment for Astros’ fans

    Sometime during the Astros 7-5 loss to the Cards on Sunday, I texted my brother and said, ” These Astros are almost unwatchable. The “almost” allows me to watch Yordan Alvarez’s at-bats as he hit his 10th homer of the season, which is the most in the majors. Oh, and he leads the majors in…

  • April 15, 2026

    Astros’ 2026: So much change

    Astros’ 2026: So much change

    I did not have the heart to write this during the Astros gut-wrenching road trip, but now that they had a gut-wrenching win at home, let’s talk about THAT road trip.

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