I’ve been reading about this Twitter thing, and I think I might want to jump in before it’s too late. Share your thoughts. Reference topics. Do it all fast and short.
Yep, I think it’s time I start being a twit. I guess I need to practice and get used to those number sign things–hashtags–that I’ll need to use. So I think I’ll make some “hashtags” and try to describe them in 140 characters or less. If you like, you can comment on each “hashtag” down below.
Got it? OK, let the twa … no, that’s not right … tweeting begin.
#Bonehead. Day game after night, and you trot out the same closer for the 3rd str8t outing? #newmanager #TonyD
#Overswing. I get ur a rookie power hitter, but stop swinging 4 the fences when a single will do. #Springer
#NextUp. If he’s half as good in HTown as OKC, he’s twice the 1Bman as anyone we have. #Singleton
#Weaktea. Two Astros, just two, have an OPS over .700. Castro and Dominguez. #shockerOnThatLastOne and only Altuve and Marwin are hitting above .250
#Offseason. Fowler is stumbling after hot start. Feldman on the DL. Is Alex Presley our best move? #waiverwire
#ThankTheLord. If it wasn’t for starters, would we have two wins? Colin McHugh is just the latest in the rotation with an ERA under 3.50 #FiveGuys
#MatterOfTime. Villar finally muffed a grounder. Still he’s been amazing in the field. Now if he can just start hitting consistently. #BestOfBothWorlds
So, what hashtag will help turn this tweeting team around? Do you have your own hashtags to add? Anything to help this Twitter thing catch on, folks.